A soldier is being led to
the place of his execution.
"Some bad weather we`re
having" he says to his convoy.
"Look who`s complaining,"
they say, "we have to go back."
A soldier requested a two-day leave,
as he was to become a father in the
near future. When he returned to the
base one week later, a sergeant asked:
"Was it a boy or girl?"
"I don't know yet. I'll let you know
in about 9 months."
