"Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live." "Wait a minute please." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 140 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psychologist looks old, worried and withered. The older looking one asks the other, "What's your secret? Listening to other people's problems every day, all day long, for years on end, has made an old man of me." The younger looking one replies, "Who listens?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 144 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What do you do when the dishwasher breaks down? A: Slap the bitch and tell her to get back to work. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 142 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Peter: "Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bell." Doctor: "Well, just go home and if the feeling persists, give me a ring." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 838 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.