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Q: How many politicians does
it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and
another one to change it back again.


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men who have pierced ears are
better prepared for marriage.
They have experience pain and
bought jewelry.


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A lawyer, a economist, and a teacher
were going to the bathroom. The lawyer
gets done, washes his hands, and then
proceeds to use almost the entire roll
of paper towels to dry his hands.
He says "I was taught to be thorough."
The economist gets done, washes his
hands, but uses only one paper towel.
He says "I was taught to be environmentally
friendly."
The teacher gets done and leaves
without washing his hands. He says
"I was taught not to piss on my hands."


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Two Muffins were baking in an oven.
One muffin turns to the other and
says: "Holy Shit it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says: "Holy Shit,
A talking muffin!"


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