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Q: What's the difference between
a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket.


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An elderly widow and widower
were dating for about five years.
The man finally decided to ask
her to marry.
She immediately said "yes".
The next morning when he awoke,
he couldn't remember what her
answer was!
"Was she happy? I think so, wait,
no, she looked at me funny."
After about an hour of trying to
remember to no avail he got on
the telephone and gave her a call.
Embarrassed, he admitted that he
didn't remember her answer to the
marriage proposal.
"Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you
called. I remembered saying 'yes'
to someone, but I couldn't remember
who it was."


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Q: How many politicians does
it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and
another one to change it back again.


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men who have pierced ears are
better prepared for marriage.
They have experience pain and
bought jewelry.


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