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This little boy goes up to his
dad and he says "Dad?, What's
the difference between Potentially
and Realistically?"
To which the father replies "Well
son, go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Robert Redford
for a million dollars. Then you
ask your sister if she would sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then you ask your brother if he
would sleep with Tom Cruise for
a million dollars." So the boy
goes up to his mom and asks her
if she would sleep with Robert
Redford for a million dollars and
the mother replies "Oh my god,
of course I would, he is so good
looking!" So the boy moves on
and asks his sister if she would
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, and she replies "He is
so fucking fine, of course I
would!" Then last but no least
he goes up to his brother and
asks him if he would sleep with
Tom Cruise for a million dollars,
his brother says "Of course I
would, who wouldn't for a million
bucks?" So he goes up to his dad
and says "I think I learned the
difference between potentially
and realistically" "Well what's
the difference?" says the father.
"Well, potentially we're sitting
on 3 million dollars, realistically
we're living with 2 sluts and a fag!"


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A guy calls the hospital. He
says, "You gotta send help!
My wife's going into labor!"
The nurse says, "Calm down.
Is this her first child?"
He says, "No! This is her
fucking husband!"


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Q: Why did the one handed man cross the road?
A: To go to the second hand shop.


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Q: Why don't all teletubie's
go to the toilet together?
A: Because there is only one
tinkywinkle.


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