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Q: why was the egyption girl worried?
A: because her daddy was a mummy.


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A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of
following in his father's footsteps.
After graduating from college and
law school with honors, he returned
home to join his father's firm,
intent on proving himself to be a
skilled and worthy attorney.
At the end of his first day at work
he rushed into his father's office,
and said, "Father, father! The Smith
case, that you always said would go
on forever -- the one you have been
toiling on for ten years -- in
one single day, I settled that case
and saved the client a fortune!"
His father frowned, and scolded his
son, "I did not say that it would
go on forever, son. I said that it
could go on forever. When you saw
me toiling on that case for days
and weeks at a time, didn't it ever
occur to you that I was billing by
the hour?"


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A judge was annoyed to find that his car
wouldn't start. He called a taxi, and soon
one arrived at his house. Climbing in, he
told the driver to take him to the halls
of justice.
"Where are they," asked the driver.
"You mean to say that you don't knowwhere
the courthouse is?" asked the incredulous judge.
"The courthouse? Of course I know where
that is." replied the driver. "But I thought
you said you wanted to go to the 'halls
of justice.'"


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Danny: "If you broke your arm in two places, what would you do?"
Ron: "I wouldn't go back to those two place, that's for sure."


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