Q: Why don't all teletubie's go to the toilet together? A: Because there is only one tinkywinkle. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 124 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There was this Good american Barber. One day a Florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the Barber, and the barber replies: "I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service". The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door. A Cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber and the barber replies: "I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community Service". The Cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop,there is a Thank you Card and a dozen Donuts waiting at his door. A Desi Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber and the barber replies: "I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service". The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop,guess what he finds there - A Dozen Desis waiting for a free Haircut. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 180 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Two friends, Tanveer and Polash, were talking about their wives. They were really fedup of those two ladies. But one of those friends, named Tanveer were not to show that he is unhappy. So he said: "Yesterday my wife sat down on her knees in front of me." Polash: "Oh, really! you are so lucky. So, what did she say?" Tanveer: "Come here from the down of the bed you idiot." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 39 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: why was the egyption girl worried? A: because her daddy was a mummy. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 129 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.