Q: If you are stranded on a desert island
with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a
lawyer, and you have a gun with only two
bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
A psychotherapist was having a roaring
business since he started from scratch.
So much so that he could now afford to
have a proper shop banner advertising
his wares. So he told a kid to paint
the sign board for him & put it above
his shop entrance. But, instead of his
business building up, it began to slacken.
He had especially noticed the ladies
shying away from his shop after reading
the sign board. So he decided to check
it out himself. Then he understood why!
The boy found a small wooden board so
he had split the word into the 3 words:
Psycho-
the-
rapist
