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Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.


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A six-year-old grandson called his mother
from his friend Charlie's house and confessed
he had broken a lamp when he threw a football
in their living room.
"But, Mom," he said, brightening, "you don't
have to worry about buying another one.
Charlie's mother said it was irreplaceable."


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Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her
troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the
hospital where she worked.
"Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded.
"It's gotten so that every time I date one
of the young doctors here, I end up dating
him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and
depressed for a week."
"I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "And you,
no doubt, want me to strengthen your will
power and resolve in this matter."
"NO!!!" exclaimed the nurse. "I want you
to fix it so I won't feel guilty and
depressed afterward!"


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Dan: My little brother is a real pain.
Nan: Things could be worse.
Dan: How?
Nan: He could be twins!


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