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Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her
troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the
hospital where she worked.
"Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded.
"It's gotten so that every time I date one
of the young doctors here, I end up dating
him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and
depressed for a week."
"I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "And you,
no doubt, want me to strengthen your will
power and resolve in this matter."
"NO!!!" exclaimed the nurse. "I want you
to fix it so I won't feel guilty and
depressed afterward!"


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Dan: My little brother is a real pain.
Nan: Things could be worse.
Dan: How?
Nan: He could be twins!


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A man walked into a therapist's office
looking very depressed.
"Doc, you've got to help me. I can't
go on like this."
"What's the problem?" the docotor inquired.
"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have
no luck with the ladies. No matter how
hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
"My friend, this is not a serious problem.
You just need to work on your self-esteem.
Each morning, I want you to get up and run
to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that
you are a good person, a fun person, and an
attractive person. But say it with real
conviction. Within a week you'll have women
buzzing all around you."
The man seemed content with this advice and
walked out of the office a bit excited.
Three weeks later he returned with the same
downtrodden expression on his face.
"Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
"It worked alright. For the past several
weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments
in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
"So, what's your problem?"
"I don't have a problem," the man replied.
"My wife does."


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The psychology instructor had just finished a
lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression,
she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who
walks back and forth screaming at the top of his
lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping
uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered,
"A basketball coach?"


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