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This lady goes to the doctor for a check up.
When she gets home her husband asks, "So how
did the appointment go?"
She replies, "He said, I have the body of a
twenty year old.".
Her husband says, "Oh yeah. and what did he
have to say about your forty year old ass?"
She says, "Your name didn't come up."


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Q: Why did the blond lady
throw butter out the window?
A: Because she wanted to
see a butterfly!


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One man was lost in the jungle.
All The animals laughed at him.
He asked a monkey: "Why all the
animals are laughing at me?"
The monkey said: "Because all
of us got tail at the back but
you got tail in front."


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Young Danny wanted to lose his virginity.
He goes to his dad and says: "Dad, dad,
i want to lose my virginity."
His dad accept and gave Danny 20$ to go
to a prostitute.
Danny went to a house were all the
prostitutes live, but on the way he sees
his grandmother.
His granma asked him: "why are you so
happy about?"
He said: "Dad gave me 20$ to lose my
virginity."
She said: "20$ is alot of money, youre
dad worked long and hard for that 20$,
you come down mine and we'll do it."
After 2 hours young Danny went home
and gave his dad back the 20$.
His dad asked: "Didn't you do it?"
Danny said: "Well, as i was going down
to the prosys, i met grandma and told
her that i'm going to the prostitutes,
then she said she'll do it with me and
we did it."
At this moment Danny's dad grabbed his
gun and pointed it at his son.
Then Danny said: "what are you complaining
about? you did it with my mom for all
these years and you dont see me complaining."


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