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In an American history discussion group,
the professor was trying to explain how
societies ideal of beauty changes with time.
"For example, he said, "take the 1921 Miss
America. She stood five ft., one inch tall,
weighed 108 pounds and had measurements
of 30-25-32. How do you think she'd do
in today's version of the contest?"
The class fell silent for a moment. Then
one student piped up, "Not very well."
"Why is that?" Asked the professor.
"For one thing," the student pointed out,
"She'd be way too old."


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Q: How many visitors to an art gallery
does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to do it and one to say
"Huh! My four-year old could've done that!"


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A young man was boasting about his strength to
his friend while they were doing yardwork together.
The friend challenged him, "I'll bet I acn wheel
this wheelbarrow across the street with a load
in it that you can't wheel back."
"You're on," said the strong man.
"What's your load going to be?"
"Get in," said his friend.


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Q: Who was the best financier in the Bible?
A: Noah. He floated his stock while the
whole world was in liquidation.


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