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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through
the woods, and they came across a golden frog.

They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't
often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes. He told them that
they could have 3 wishes each.

Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females.

The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash
helmet.

One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr.
Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish.

He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog
granted his wish.

Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board
and started revving the engine.

Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he
could have had for himself.

Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were
females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.

The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last
wish.

Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, "I wish that Mr. Bear was
gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!


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Recently a "Husband Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many
men. It was laid out in five floors.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from
that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place,
never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some
husbands...

First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign
and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder
what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good
looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids
and help with the housework."
"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they
went.

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely
good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the
fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are
impossible to please. The exit is to your left."


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An American businessman was in Japan.

He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with her.

She kept screaming "Fujifoo, Fugifoo!!!", which the guy took to be pleasurable..

The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one.

Wanting to impress the clients, he said "Fujifoo". The Japanese clients looked confused
and said "No, you got the right hole."


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The kids filed back into class Monday morning.

They were very excited. Their weekend
assignment was to sell something,
then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Mary led off, "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "my
sales approach
was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious
success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Sally was next, "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to
everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current events."

"Very good, Sally," said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked
to the front of
the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes?" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough toothbrushes to
make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand. I
gave everybody who walked by a sample.

They all said the same thing.
"Hey, this tastes like s**t!" Then I would say, " It is, wanna buy a toothbrush?"



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