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An office manager arrives at his department and sees an employee sitting behind his desk
totally stressed out.

He gives him the advice, "I went home every afternoon for two weeks and had my wife give
me a blowjob. It was fantastic and it really helped, you should try it too!"

Two weeks later when the manager arrives at his department he sees the man happy and full
of energy at his desk. The faxes are piling up and the computer is running at full speed.
"I see you followed my advice?"

"I did", answers the employee, "It was great! By the way I didn't know you had such a nice
house!".


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A Girl was in her bed when she hears TITS AND BOOBS! TITS AND BOOBS! so she gets scared
and runs into her parents room and asked to sleep with them.

Then she asked what tits and boobs are.

Her mom replys, "coats and hats dear."

The next day they are having company over and her farther is in the bathroom shaving. He
cuts himself and yells, "SHIT!!!"

The girl asked "what does that mean?" and he replys, "shaving cream dear."

Her mother is downstairs cooking a turkey. She burns the turkey and yells, "FUCK!!!"

The girl asks her, "what does that mean?" and she says "cutting the turkey dear."

Then the guests arrive and the girl goes and answers the door and says, "Hi my parents are
busy rite now. You can put your tits and boobs on the coat hanger. My dads putting shit on
his face and my moms fucking the turkey."


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A turkey was chatting with a bull.

"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I
haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed
with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to
reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who promptly shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.



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One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary.

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding
of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to
your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Norman $oh

Scroll down.... If you are curious on what was the response!

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have
NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United
States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may
turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

Manager



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