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An Irishman named Paddy was in New York. He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic
cop on a busy street crossing.

The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, "Okay -- pedestrians." Then he'd allow
the traffic to pass.

He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.

After the cop had shouted "Pedestrians" for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and
said, "Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?"


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This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been
listed in The Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good
looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup
truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when
you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for
Daisy, I'll be waiting...

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old
black Labrador retriever. (Men are so easy).



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A little Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa,
why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names - Bill,
Tex or Sam, for example?"

His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our
culture not like the white men, who live all together and repeat their names from
generation to generation.

Also, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive.
For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake, because on the night
she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake.

Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he was born on a day
that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies of the world appeared near our camp
and is a symbol of our capacity to live and the life force of our people.

It's very simple and easy to understand. Do you have any other questions, Little Broken
Condom Made in China?



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A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, "I have the chance to go fishing
for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime.

I have to leave right away. Pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue
silk pajamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them up."

The man rushes home to grab everything. He hugs his wife, apologizes for the short notice,
and then hurries off.

A week later, the man returns and his wife asks, "Did you have a good trip, dear?"

The man replies, "Yep, the fishing was great... but you forgot to pack my blue silk
pajamas."

His wife smiles and says, "Oh, no I didn't... I put them in your tackle box!"


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