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Four men went to play golf.
Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care
of the bill.
The three men started talking and bragging about their sons.

The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful he gave
a friend a new home for free. Just gave it to him!"

The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership.
He's so successful that he gave one of his friends a new Mercedes, fully loaded."

The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker, and he's
doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock and bond portfolio."

The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business.

The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?"

The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and go-go dances in a gay bar."

The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally thrilled about the
dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a new
Mercedes, and a complete stock portfolio!"



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A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a small boy tying to press a
doorbell on a house across the street. However, the doorbell is just out of his reach.

After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's
position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and,
placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a ring.

Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now
what, my little man?"

To which the boy turns and yells, "NOW WE RUN!"


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A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three dangerous looking bikers walked
in.

The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then
took a seat at the counter.

The second walked up to the old man, spit into the old man's milk and then he took a seat
at the counter.

The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a
seat at the counter.

Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner.

Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was
he?"

The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over
three motorcycles."


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A guy went out hunting. He had all the gear, the jacket, the boots and the double-barreled
shotgun.

As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, right on his penis.

Obviously, he had to see a doctor. When he woke up from surgery, he found that the doctor
had done a marvelous job repairing it.

As he got ready to go home, the doctor gave him a business card. "This is my brothers
card. I'll make an appointment for you to see him."

The guy says "Is your brother a doctor?"

"No," Doc replies, "he plays the flute. He'll show you where to put your fingers so you
don't piss in your eye."


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