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A man was driving his four year old son home from day care one day, when seemingly out of
the blue, he asked "Daddy, is my voice going to change one day?

"Yes, it is" was the reply.

"Why?" he immediately wanted to know.

While the father was pondering exactly how much of the tale he needed to explain at his
tender age, the little boy very excitedly exclaimed:

"Well, when my voice changes, I'm going to speak Spanish!"


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The future father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?"

The surprised groom-to-be replied, "Well, no. I was just planning to support your
daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves."



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An old snake goes to see his Doctor.

"Doc, I need something for my eyes, I can't see very well these days."

The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

Doc says, "What's the problem? Didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine doc, but I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the
past 2 years!"


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Dear Spike,

I have been unable to sleep since I forced my daughter to break off her engagement to you.
Will you forgive and forget?

I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo, and pierced nose. I now realize
motorcycles aren't really that dangerous, and I really should not have reacted the way I
did to the fact that you have never held a job.

I am sure, too, that some other very nice people live under the bridge in the park.

Sure, my daughter is only 17 and wants to marry you instead of going to Harvard on a full
ride scholarship. After all, you can't learn everything about life from books. I sometimes
forget how backward I can be.

I was wrong. I was a fool. I have now come to my senses, and you have my full blessing to
marry my daughter.

Sincerely,

Your future father-in-law

P. S. Congratulations on winning the Powerball lottery!


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