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A rich man was trying to find his daughter a birthday gift when he saw a poor immigrant
with a beautiful white horse.

He told the man that he would give him $500 for the horse.

The poor man replied, "I don't think so, mister, it don't look good," and walked away.

The next day the rich man came back and offered the poor man $1000 for the horse.

The poor man said, "No better not, it don't look too good."

On the third day the rich man offered the poor man $2000 for the horse, and said he
wouldn't take no for an answer.

The poor man said well OK, and the rich man took the horse home.

The rich man's daughter loved her present. She climbed onto the horse, and it galloped
away right into a tree.

The rich man rushed back over to the poor man's house, demanding an explanation for the
horse's blindness.

The poor man replied, "I told you it don't look so good!"



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In front of a delicatessen, an art connoisseur noticed a mangy little kitten lapping up
milk from a saucer. The saucer, he realized with a start, was a very rare and precious
piece of pottery.

He strolled into the store and offered two dollars for the cat. "It's not for sale," said
the proprietor.

"Look," said the collector, "that cat is dirty and probably half wild, but I'm eccentric.
I like cats that way. I'll raise my offer to ten dollars."

"It's a deal," said the proprietor, and pocketed the ten on the spot.

"For that sum I'm sure you won't mind throwing in the saucer," said the connoisseur. "The
kitten seems so happy drinking from it."

"Nothing doing," said the proprietor firmly. "That's my lucky saucer. From that saucer, so
far this week I've sold 12 cats."


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On vacation one year I went to a resort in Wyoming. As part of the usual activities, a
neighboring ranch invited guests from our resort to participate in a cattle drive.

After watching 20 make-believe cowpokes whooping and hollering, I rode up to the ranch
owner and asked her how many cowboys it normally takes to drive a herd of that size.

"One," she replied.

"One?!" I said incredulously.

"And a dog," she added.


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Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the midwest, a woman trained
employees in proper dress codes and etiquette.

One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man casually dressed in jeans and a golf
shirt got on with her.

Thinking of her responsibilities, she scolded, "Dressed a little casually today, aren't
we?"

The man replied, "That's one benefit of owning the company...."


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