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Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in.


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Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost
his left arm and leg in a car crash?
A: He's all right now.


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Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A: Don't spook until your spooken to.


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Q: Why don't skeletons like parties?
A: They have no body to dance with.


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Q: Why did all the faggots
vote for Clinton?
A: Because faggots like
assholes better than Bush.


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Q: What did the man on the
beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!


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Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A: You crack me up!


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Q: What has 4 eyes but no face?
A: Mississippi!


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Q: What is an astronaut's
favorite place on a computer?
A: The Space bar!


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Q: What exam do young witches have to pass?
A: A spell-ing test!


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