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99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.


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Assassins do it from behind.


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Beauty is in the eye of the BEER holder.


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Half of the people in the world are below average.


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Women are not much, but they are the best other sex we have.



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Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humor.


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Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart
is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.


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Did you hear about the spanish fireman
who named his sons Hose A and Hose B?


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When a man steals your wife,
there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.


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If electricity comes from electrons,
does that mean that morality comes from morons?



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