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"knock knock..."
"whos there?"
"justin."
"justin who?"
"just let me in!"


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Q: Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper?
A: Getting fingered by captin hook.


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Q: hy was the ketchup last in the race?
A: It couldn't ketch-up.


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Q: Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
A: Tequilla! (to kill her)


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Q: What did the bra say to the hat?
A: You go on ahead. I'll give these two a lift.


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Peter: "Doctor, doctor, I
keep thinking I'm a bell."
Doctor: "Well, just go home
and if the feeling persists,
give me a ring."


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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: because 7 8 9 (7 ate 9)


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Q: Why did the one handed man cross the road?
A: To go to the second hand shop.


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Q: why was the egyption girl worried?
A: because her daddy was a mummy.


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A psychotherapist was having a roaring
business since he started from scratch.
So much so that he could now afford to
have a proper shop banner advertising
his wares. So he told a kid to paint
the sign board for him & put it above
his shop entrance. But, instead of his
business building up, it began to slacken.
He had especially noticed the ladies
shying away from his shop after reading
the sign board. So he decided to check
it out himself. Then he understood why!
The boy found a small wooden board so
he had split the word into the 3 words:
Psycho-
the-
rapist


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