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Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the shit out of the dog.


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Q: What's got two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a cat.


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A frog go to a fortune teller and she tells him,
"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who
will want to know everything about you."
The frog is very happy and excited.
He says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party,
or what?"
"No," says the fortune teller, "Next term in her
biology lesson."


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One day a blonde woman decided to changed her hair's
color to red.
Feeling quite proud of her new look she decided to go
for a drive in the country. After a while she came
upon a shepherd. Trying to test out her new look she
walked over to him and asked, "If I can guess how many
sheep you have may I take one for a reward?"
The shepherd thought that she would never guess the
exact number of sheep, so he took her bet and let her try.
Amazingly she guessed 98, the exact number of sheep he
owned.
Feeling rather good about herself, she picked up her
reward and started walking back to her car.
Before she got there the shepherd told her "If I can
guess your natural hair color, can I have my dog back?"


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