Q: what do you call a world without pandas? A: un-bear-a-bul. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 159 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A lady came up to a man on the street and pointed at his suede jacket. "Do you know that a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. He replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 195 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Where do Superman's goldfish live? A: In the supper bowl. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 145 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A city mouse had a country mouse stay for the weekend, and spent the whole time offering urban advice. On the last evening of the country mouse's visit, they were dining in the kitchen when in came the largest cat the country mouse had ever seen. "Don't panic", said the town mouse, "Leave this to me." Marching up to the cat she said, "Bow wow wow wow!" The cat turned and ran from the room. "How did you do that?" asked the country mouse. "Like I told you," said the town mouse, "it pays to learn a second language." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 273 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.