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Two snakes were slithering through a field.
One snake turned to the other and asked,
"Do you suppose we are poisonous?"
"I don't know", replied the other, "Why?"
"Well", said the first, "I just bit my lip!"


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Little Donna asked her mother:
"Mom, may I take the dog for a
walk around the block?"
"No, I don't think so. Fifi is
in heat," replied the mother.
"What does that mean?" asked Donna.
Embarrassed and not wanting to
get into a biological discussion
with her young daughter, the
Mother said, "Oh, just go ask
your father. I think he is in
the garage."
Donna goes to the garage and says,
"Dad, may I take Fifi for a
walk around the block? I asked
Mom, but she said that Fifi
was in heat, and that I had
to come talk to you."
Not wanting to have the biological
discussion either, the father
said, "Bring Fifi over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with
gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's
rear end with it. "Okay, now you
can go for a walk but keep Fifi
on the leash and you can only go
around the block once."
Donna left, and returned a few
minutes later with NO DOG on the
leash. "Where is Fifi?" her father
asked. "She should be here in a
minute," advised Donna. "She ran
out of gas about halfway down
the block and another dog is
pushing her home."


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Q: What brand of gas do the snails prefer?
A: The Shell.


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Q: What game do the cows play at the parties?
A: The MOoosical Chairs.


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