Q: What do whales eat? A: Fish and ships. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 160 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Two snakes were slithering through a field. One snake turned to the other and asked, "Do you suppose we are poisonous?" "I don't know", replied the other, "Why?" "Well", said the first, "I just bit my lip!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 732 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Little Donna asked her mother: "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" "No, I don't think so. Fifi is in heat," replied the mother. "What does that mean?" asked Donna. Embarrassed and not wanting to get into a biological discussion with her young daughter, the Mother said, "Oh, just go ask your father. I think he is in the garage." Donna goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Fifi for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Fifi was in heat, and that I had to come talk to you." Not wanting to have the biological discussion either, the father said, "Bring Fifi over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear end with it. "Okay, now you can go for a walk but keep Fifi on the leash and you can only go around the block once." Donna left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash. "Where is Fifi?" her father asked. "She should be here in a minute," advised Donna. "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 24 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What brand of gas do the snails prefer? A: The Shell. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 236 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.