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Q: What do you call a cow eating grass in a paddock?
A: A lawn mooer.


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Q: How do you gwt a baby to cross the street?
A: You tie him to a chicken.


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Two women that are dog owners are
arguing about which dog is smarter..
First Woman : "My dos is so smart,
every morning he waits for the paper
boy to come around and then he takes
the newspaper and brings it to me.
Second Woman : "I know..."
First Woman : "How?"
Second Woman : "My dog told me."


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Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet.
"Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid
I'm going to have to ask you to cut
off my dog's tail."
The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should
I do such a terrible thing?"
"Because my mother-in-law's arriving
tomorrow, and I don't want anything
to make her think she's welcome."


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