One villager said: It is so cold in our village that we have to put on 3 sweaters. Other villager said: It is so cold in our village that we have to put on 4 sweaters. The third villager said: It is so cold in our village that the cow gives ice-cream instead of milk. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 25 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Girl: Do you believe in puppy love? Boy: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 145 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A lady went to her doctor for a check-up. when asked how she got the bruises on the outside of her thighs, she explained that she got them from having sex. The doctor then told her she would have to change positions until the bruises healed. She replied "Oh doctor, I can't... my dog's breath is awful!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 49 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Our dog left so many disgusting stains on our carpet that we had to buy new carpet. I didn't want to be stupid about the new purchase, so I cut the stains out of the old carpet. When the carpet guy asked what color we wanted, I pulled out the stained patches and said, "Yeah, can you match this color!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 34 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.