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Q: What do you get when you cross
a centipede with a turkey?
A: Drumsticks for everybody!


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Q: What's black and brown and
looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman pinscher.



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Two guys were driving down
the road when they saw a goat
with its head stuck in a fence.
"Hey man pull over here,"
said one of the guys.
"I want to go screw this goat."
He does, and when he is
done he says, "Okay, now it's
your turn."
So his friend sticks his own
head in the fence.


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A man staggers into an emergency
room with two black eyes and a
five iron wrapped tightly around
his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him
what happened.
"Well, I was having a quiet round
of golf with my wife when she
sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it and while
I was rooting around I noticed
one of the cows had something
white at its rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the
tail and sure enough, there was
my wife's golf ball... stuck right
in the middle of the cow's butt.
"That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and
yelled to my wife, Hey, this
looks like yours!"



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