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One day a traveling salesman was
driving down a back country road
at about 30 mph when he noticed
that there was a three-legged
chicken running alongside his car.
He stepped on the gas but at 50
miles per hr. the chicken was
still keeping up. After about a
mile of running the chicken ran
up a farm lane and into a barn
behind an old farm house.
The salesman had some time to
kill so he turned around and
drove up the farm lane. He knocked
at the door and when the farmer
answered he told him what he had
just seen.
The farmer said that his son was
a geneticist and he had developed
this breed of chicken because the
three of them each like a drumstick
when they have chicken and this way
they only have to kill one chicken.
"That's the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the salesman. "How do they taste?"


"I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one."



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One day a man goes to a pet shop
to buy a parrot. The assistant
takes the man to the parrot section
and asks the man to choose one.
The man asks, "How much is the yellow one?"
The assistant says, "$2000."
The man is shocked and asks the
assistant why it's so expensive.
The assistant explains, "This parrot
is a very special one. He knows
typewriting and can type really fast."
"What about the green one?" the man asks.
The assistant says, "He costs
$5000 because he knows typewriting
and can answer incoming telephone
calls and takes notes."
"What about the red one?" the man asks.
The assistant says, "That one's $10,000."
The man says, "What does HE do?"
The assistant says, "I don't know,
but the other two call him boss."



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Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the other side.




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Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.




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