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Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to talk
about his track record. "In the last 20 races, I've won 12 of them!"
Another horse say, "Well in the last 25 races, I've won 19!!"
"Oh that's good, but in the last 40 races, I've won 32!", says another.
At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there
listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 85
races, I've won 83 of them!" The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one,
after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."



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Q: What advice does Cool Breeze give the fish?
A: "Watch for the Hook."



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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosuar with a pig?
A: Jurassic pork!


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Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work.



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