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Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A: They're both screwed on their back.



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Animals in the Fridge!
1)How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe
and close the door.
2)How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe,
put in the elephant and close the door.
3)The Lion King is hosting an animal conference,
all the animals attend, except one. Which animal
does not attend?
The elephant, offcourse , The elephant is in the
refrigerator.
4)There is a river you must cross. But it is
filled with crocodiles.
How do you manage it?
You swim across -- all the crocodiles are attending.



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A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.
The doctor asked her all the usual questions:
what were the symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc..
Suddenly, she interrupted him: "Hey look, I'm a vet - I don't
need to ask my patients these kind of questions: I can tell what's
wrong just by looking."
She smugly added, "Why can't you?"
The doctor nodded, stood back, looked her up and down, quickly
wrote out a prescription, handed it to her and said, "There you are.
Of course, if that doesn't work, we'll have to have you put to
sleep."



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To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog.
If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining.
But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard.
If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy.
If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing.
Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to
leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather.
Sincerely,
The Cat



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