Q. What is the national bird of Afghanistan? A. DUCK Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 97 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q. What is the easiest way to put a giraffe in a fridge? A. Opening the door and putting him in. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 750 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A circus owner walks into a bar and sees a crowd around a table watching a show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap-dancing on it. The circus owner was impressed so he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some dealings they settled for $15,000 for the duck and the pot. A week later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before the audience and he didn't dance a single step!" "So?" asked the ducks former owner, "Did you remember to light the candle under the pot?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 9 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A duck waddles into a bar and hops on a stool. The bartender snarls, "What'll you have?" The duck says, "Got any grapes?" The bartender says, "We don't have grapes, we only serve drinks, now get out!" The duck hops off the stool and waddles out. The next day, the same duck waddles into the bar again, hops on a stool and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, irritated, says, "I told you yesterday we don't serve grapes here, now GET OUT!" The duck hops off the stool and waddles out. The next day, the duck waddles into the same bar and hops on a stool, looks at the bartender, and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, infuriated, pounds his fist on the bar and yells, "I told you twice we don't serve grapes, we serve drinks! If you ask me that again I'm going to nail your beak to the bar! NOW GET OUT!" With that, the duck shrugged, hopped off the stool and waddled out. The next day, the same duck waddled into the same bar, hopped on a stool, looked the bartender in the eye and asked, "Got any nails?" The bartender, puzzled, said no. The duck then looked him square in the eye and said, "Got any grapes?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 126 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.