Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 109 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To show the armadillo that it was possible. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 107 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A guy walks into a bar, and there's a horse behind the bar serving drinks. The guy is staring at the horse, when the horse says, "Hey man? What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a horse serving drinks before?" The guy says, "No, it's not that, it's just that I never thought the parrot would sell the place." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 5 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A goldfish walks into a bar, jumps up on a bar stool and looks at the bartender really hard. The bartender bewildered asks the goldfish, "What can I get you?" Goldfish keeps looking at the guy really deep and says in a gasp: "Water." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 11 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.