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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.



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A guy walks into a bar, and there's a horse behind the bar serving drinks. The guy is
staring at the horse, when the horse says,
"Hey man? What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a horse serving drinks before?"
The guy says, "No, it's not that, it's just that I never thought the parrot would sell
the place."



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A goldfish walks into a bar, jumps up on a bar stool and looks at the bartender really
hard. The bartender bewildered asks the goldfish,
"What can I get you?"
Goldfish keeps looking at the guy really deep and says in a gasp: "Water."



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A man is taking his Rottwyller out for a walk. It is a hot day and after a while he
decides to go into a bar for a drink. Since dogs are not allowed he ties the dog outside.
After a few drinks a woman walks into the bar and asks if someone has a large dog out
front.
He proudly states "yes, it is my Rottwyller, why do you ask"?
She blurts out "It's dead".
Stunned the man asks "did you hit it with your car"?
She replies "no, my dog killed it".
Knowing how powerful a dog the Rottwyller is he poses the question to her, "Pit-bull"?
"No, I have a Chihuahua" came the answer.
Puzzled he asked, "how did your Chihuahua kill my Rottwyller "?
She replies, "well I'm no vet, but I'd think she got stuck in his throat."



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