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Buffy was taking the tour of a national park
not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the
tour group that dinosaur fossils had been
found in the area. Buffy exclaimed,
"Wow - I can't believe the dinosaurs would
come this close to the highway!"


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A blonde and her friend are walking through the park.
Suddenly, the blonde's friend says: "Oh, look, a dead birdie".
The blonde looks up and asks "Where?"


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A Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink, he starts drinking his
beer and notices a gorilla sitting at the end of the bar. He then
asks the bartender "What is that gorilla doing sitting down there?"
The bartender says, "He does tricks." The gay then says, "Ya right!"
The bartender asks, "Do you want to see one?" The guy replies, "Yes."
The bartender grabs a baseball bat from behind the bar and walks down
to the end of the bar and whacks the gorilla up side the head! The
gorilla then gets down off the bar stool and gives the bartender a
blow job. The bartender walks back to the guy, the guy is laughing
hysterically. The bartender says, "Pretty cool huh?" The guy says,
"Ya" The bartender asks, "Do you want to try it?" The guy says, "Ya
but don't hit me over the head as hard as the gorilla!"



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A hippopotamus walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.
"That will be $7.50 please" says the bartender.
So the hippo gives the bartender his money and starts to sip his beer.
"You know we don't very many hippos in here" mutters the bartender.
The hippo replies, "At these prices it's no wonder!"




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