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Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A: A bird that talks in morse code !


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Q: How do you start a teddy bear race ?

A: Ready, teddy, go !


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Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have
in common ?

A: They both have "the" as their middle names !


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Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand,
hand, hand, hand, hand?


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