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Q: What did one gay sperm say to another?
A: "How do we find an egg in all of this shit?"


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Three gays are in a spa bath - Suddenly a blob
of semen floats to the surface of the spa.
They all look at each other and one says to the
other two: "Ok, which of you two morons farted?"


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Q: What's the difference between a lollipop and a penis?
A: If you lick a lollipop, it becomes smaller... but if
you lick a penis it becomes bigger!


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This woman is sitting in a bar, wearing some sort
of tube top. She has never shaved her armpits in
her entire life, so she has a thick black hair
under each arm. Every half an hour, she raises her
arm up and flags the bartender for another drink.
This goes on all night. The other people in the bar
see her hairy pits every time she raises her arm.
Near the end of the night, this drunk at the end
of the bar says to the bartender, "Hey, I'd like
to buy the ballerina a drink".
The bartender replies, "She's not a ballerina. What
makes you think she's a ballerina?"
The drunk says, "Any girl that can life her leg
that high HAS to be a ballerina!"


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