There was a circus advertising a contest. Paul went to find out what the contest was for. The manager said it is for anyone who could make the elephant laugh - wins 100$. So Paul asked where the elephant was. The manager said: "Out back in his cage." Paul went out to the cage of the elephant. when he returned he told the manager that the elephant was laughing. The manager went out and sure enough the elephant was laughing. About a month later Paul was passing the circus and they were having another contest. Paul wanted to see what it was so he went in. The manager said: "The elephant had not stopped laughing since you have been here. The new contest is for who could make him stop get 200$." Paul went to the cage of the elephant and came back and told the manager that the elephant was crying and the manager went to check. When he returned he paid Paul and asked how he had done that. Paul replied: "The first time I told the elephant i had a bigger dick than he did, the second time i proved it." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 134 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A Gay man walks in a tattoo shop and asks for a car to be tatooed on his dick. the tatooist replied, "what kind of car?" The man said "make it a 4x4 as it goes through a lot of shit." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 32 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A gay man is driving down the road in the middle of the desert. He notices a run down bar and stops for a drink. He walks in and asks for a beer. The bartender told him to leave, that he would scare the customers away. The gay man finnaly convices the bartender, but was told to sit in the corner, drink his drink and leave. The guy got the drink and sat down. About 5 minutes later, a big burly truck driver comes through the door. He said "Man I am so thristy, I could lick the sweat off a bull's balls!" Suddenly the gay man jumped up and said "Moo, Moo, Buckaroo!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 46 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Why do woman fake orgasms? A: Because men fake foreplay! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 102 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.