A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?" His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said, "Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 85 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest asked. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'" "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "But I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I have taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship." "Thank you," said the lady. The next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes! Do you want to have some fun?" One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot and screams, "Paul! Put the Bibles away --our prayers have been answered!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 121 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door. "First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse", she said, so Johnny unbuttons her blouse and takes it off. "O.K., now take off my skirt", and he takes off her skirt. "Now take off my bra", which he does. "And now, Johnny, please take off my panties". Johnny finishes removing these too. His mother then says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school anymore!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 69 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Teacher: "Why do buffaloes seem depressed when milked?" Student: "Ma'am if someone rubs your boobs for two hours and doesn't fuck you, how will you feel?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 191 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.