Q: What's a prostitute and a drug dealer got in common? A: A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 194 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A mans about to have sex with this girl he goes to, but when he's in her and she screams "it hurts it hurts". So the man goes and gets some cream he rubs it on her and on his dick, then goes and puts it in again. The girl crys "it hurts it hurts." So he goes down to the kitchen and gets some butter, rubs it on her and on him, puts it in again. Once agin she crys: "It hurts, it hurts". So the man goes back down to the kitchen and gets some oil, rubs it on her and on him, puts it in again. The girl screams "thats Agonising". The man replys: "Thats along word for a 10 year old." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 44 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the labourers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he cannot hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signals. He points to his eye meaning “I”, then at his knee meaning “NEED”, then he moves his hand back and forth meaning “HANDSAW” The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate. The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, “What the hell is wrong with you? Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!” The labourer looks at the construction worker and says, “I knew that, I was just trying to tell you that I was coming." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 146 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A LETTER FROM A SARDARJI's MOM to HIM: (SardarJi) Vahe Guru. I am in a well here and hoping you in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the Address Plate with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier Address Plate here, so that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I am not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfil his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father. There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. P.S : Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter. Faqat, Teri Maan. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 71 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.