A young dating couple were driving down the road in a very busy area, when things started to get somewhat passionate. So they decided to pull over and park and have some fun. Things were really getting hot, and they were not paying any attention to what was going on outside. All of a sudden a policeman was tapping on their window. The cop could hardly contain himself. "Didn't you know that you are not suppose to be having sex in public?" he asked the couple. Being embarrassed at being caught, they said yes and apologized. "Well," the cop said, "I will have to write you a ticket." So the cop wrote the ticket and reminded them next time to watch their behavior. After getting dressed, the girlfriend asked her boyfriend what the policeman wrote the ticket for. Her boyfriend replied, "Doing 69 in a 35 zone." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 152 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A whorehouse gets busted by the local police department. The girls are lined up out front, and a cop is going down the line giving them all tickets. A little old lady approaches one of the girls at the end of the line and asks, "Why are all of you lovely ladies here in line like this?" The smart-ass whore explains, "Lady, we're waiting in line for our lollipops." "Oh, that's nice, dear," said the little old lady. "I haven't had one of them in so long. I think I'll get in line, too." A few minutes later, the cop is standing in front of the little old lady, and asks, "Lady, aren't you a little old for this?" She looks him right in the eye and says, "Sonny, as long as they keep making 'em, I'm gonna keep sucking 'em." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 123 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A young mother was once again pregnant and trying to explain to her little girl just how she had gotten that way. She explained how a baby was growing in her tummy, and how it took and egg and a sperm. Daddy made the sperm, and Mommy made the egg. Then the little girl asked her mother, "So, if it takes a sperm and an egg to make a baby, and the egg is already in your tummy, then how does the sperm get in there? Does Mommy swallow it?" The little girl's mother replied, "She does, if she wants a new cocktail dress." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 133 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually active? A: He's breathing! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 117 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.