A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships. "Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly. "The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet," counselled the therapist. So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon. When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 91 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Little Donna asked her mother: "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" "No, I don't think so. Fifi is in heat," replied the mother. "What does that mean?" asked Donna. Embarrassed and not wanting to get into a biological discussion with her young daughter, the Mother said, "Oh, just go ask your father. I think he is in the garage." Donna goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Fifi for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Fifi was in heat, and that I had to come talk to you." Not wanting to have the biological discussion either, the father said, "Bring Fifi over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear end with it. "Okay, now you can go for a walk but keep Fifi on the leash and you can only go around the block once." Donna left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash. "Where is Fifi?" her father asked. "She should be here in a minute," advised Donna. "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 24 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: How mnay animals can you fit in a condom? A: One cock and a few haires. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 123 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Two friends, Tanveer and Polash, were talking about their wives. They were really fedup of those two ladies. But one of those friends, named Tanveer were not to show that he is unhappy. So he said: "Yesterday my wife sat down on her knees in front of me." Polash: "Oh, really! you are so lucky. So, what did she say?" Tanveer: "Come here from the down of the bed you idiot." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 39 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.