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A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist,
confiding that she found it increasingly
difficult to find a man who could satisfy her,
and that it was very wearisome getting in and
out of all these short term relationships.
"Isn't there some way to judge the size of a
man's equipment from the outside?" she asked
earnestly. "The only foolproof way, is by the
size of his feet," counselled the therapist.
So the woman went downtown and proceeded to
cruise the streets, until she came across a
young fellow standing in an unemployment line
with the biggest feet she had ever laid her
eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined
and dined him, and then took him back to her
apartment for an evening of abandon. When the
man woke up the next morning, the woman had
already gone but, by the bedside table was
a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my
compliments, take this money and go out and
buy a pair of shoes that fit you."


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Little Donna asked her mother:
"Mom, may I take the dog for a
walk around the block?"
"No, I don't think so. Fifi is
in heat," replied the mother.
"What does that mean?" asked Donna.
Embarrassed and not wanting to
get into a biological discussion
with her young daughter, the
Mother said, "Oh, just go ask
your father. I think he is in
the garage."
Donna goes to the garage and says,
"Dad, may I take Fifi for a
walk around the block? I asked
Mom, but she said that Fifi
was in heat, and that I had
to come talk to you."
Not wanting to have the biological
discussion either, the father
said, "Bring Fifi over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with
gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's
rear end with it. "Okay, now you
can go for a walk but keep Fifi
on the leash and you can only go
around the block once."
Donna left, and returned a few
minutes later with NO DOG on the
leash. "Where is Fifi?" her father
asked. "She should be here in a
minute," advised Donna. "She ran
out of gas about halfway down
the block and another dog is
pushing her home."


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Q: How mnay animals can you fit in a condom?
A: One cock and a few haires.


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Two friends, Tanveer and Polash,
were talking about their wives.
They were really fedup of those
two ladies. But one of those
friends, named Tanveer were not
to show that he is unhappy.
So he said: "Yesterday my wife
sat down on her knees in front
of me."
Polash: "Oh, really! you are
so lucky. So, what did she say?"
Tanveer: "Come here from the
down of the bed you idiot."


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