Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 65 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." "What's the problem?" the docotor inquired. "Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away." "My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you." The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor. "It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women." "So, what's your problem?" "I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 85 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One man was lost in the jungle. All The animals laughed at him. He asked a monkey: "Why all the animals are laughing at me?" The monkey said: "Because all of us got tail at the back but you got tail in front." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 34 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Young Danny wanted to lose his virginity. He goes to his dad and says: "Dad, dad, i want to lose my virginity." His dad accept and gave Danny 20$ to go to a prostitute. Danny went to a house were all the prostitutes live, but on the way he sees his grandmother. His granma asked him: "why are you so happy about?" He said: "Dad gave me 20$ to lose my virginity." She said: "20$ is alot of money, youre dad worked long and hard for that 20$, you come down mine and we'll do it." After 2 hours young Danny went home and gave his dad back the 20$. His dad asked: "Didn't you do it?" Danny said: "Well, as i was going down to the prosys, i met grandma and told her that i'm going to the prostitutes, then she said she'll do it with me and we did it." At this moment Danny's dad grabbed his gun and pointed it at his son. Then Danny said: "what are you complaining about? you did it with my mom for all these years and you dont see me complaining." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 17 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.