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Crazy Dina went to her gynecologist when
she got her vibrator stuck inside of her.
"To remove that vibrator," said the doctor,
"I'm going to have to perform a very long
and delicate operation."
"I don't think I can afford that," said Sally.
"Could you just replace the batteries?"


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Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour,
one of the young ladies realized that she had
forgotten to stop at the pharmacy for her birth
control pills. She rushed into the nearest pharmacy
and gave her prescription to the pharmacist.
"Please fill this immediately," she asked.
"I've got people waiting in my car!"


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Once upon a time there was a king and a jester.
Now, the jester loved puns and annoyed the king
with them all day long. Finally, the king was
so fed up that he said, "If you don't stop with
the puns, I'll be forced to hang you!"
What was the jester's reply? "Well, no noose is
good noose!" They hung the jester the next day.


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Friday afternoon, the rush hour bus is jam-packed
with commuters. Everyone was feeling like sardines
in a can. People stood face-to-face, back-to-back.
A young woman was wearing a miniskirt was feeling
particularly uncomfortable with her situation.
As if feeling discomfort, a construction worker
behind her said, "Pardon me, miss, but that thing
pressing into your back is my weekly pay ... today
they only paid us hard cash!"
"I don't mind your hard cash," replied the woman,
"but how do you explain your pay increase since the
last stop?"


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