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A ship goes out to sea and sinks in a storm.
Six people (5 men and 1 woman) survive by
using a raft to float to a deserted island.
After spending several weeks on the island,
they all begin to get really lonely; extremely
horny. They all come to an agreement:
each man will marry the woman for a week.
The first man has her for one week, then the
second man has her for the second week, and so on.
Everyone will now be getting their needs filled.
This goes on for two years and everyone is
happy with the plan.. Each man gets sex
every fifth week and the woman gets a great
variety of delights. A few weeks into the
third year, the woman suddenly dies. Needless
to say, the first week is pretty bad, the
second week is worse, the third week it's
nearly unbearable, the fourth week things
are bad beyond words. The fifth week it is
just awful. In fact it's getting so bad that
on the sixth week.... They bury her.


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Nancy is in bed with her lover, Bill,
who also happens to be her husband's
best friend. They make love for hours,
and afterwards, while they're just
laying there, the phone rings.
Since it is Nancy's house, she picks
up the receiver. Bill looks over at
her and listens, only hearing her side
of a quite cheery conversation...
"Hello?" says Nancy. "Oh, hi. I'm so
glad that you called. Really? That's
wonderful. I am so happy for you. That
sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye, bye."
As she hangs up the telephone, Bill
asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh," Nancy smiles, "that was just my
husband telling me all about the wonderful
time he's having on his fishing trip with you."


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Q: What does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears?
A: Dinner at Hooters.


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Our three past and our current presidents found
themselves following the famous Yellow Brick Road,
on their way to meet The Wizard. They were all
missing just a little something and figured The
Wizard could help them. They meet The Wizard and
he asks each in turn what they need.
"Well", Jimmy Carter says, "I could use some courage."
"No problem," says The Wizard, and Carter gets his
courage, no questions asked.
"What about you, Mr. Reagan?", The Wizard asks.
"If I only had a brain," Mr. Reagan replies, and
voila, Mr. Reagan has his brain.
George Bush is next. "People tell me I could use a heart,"
he pleads, and The Wizard grants Mr. Bush his wish.
"Tell me, Mr. Clinton, what do you most want?", asks The Wizard.
Mr. Clinton doesn't hesitate. "Is Dorothy around?"


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