A ship goes out to sea and sinks in a storm. Six people (5 men and 1 woman) survive by using a raft to float to a deserted island. After spending several weeks on the island, they all begin to get really lonely; extremely horny. They all come to an agreement: each man will marry the woman for a week. The first man has her for one week, then the second man has her for the second week, and so on. Everyone will now be getting their needs filled. This goes on for two years and everyone is happy with the plan.. Each man gets sex every fifth week and the woman gets a great variety of delights. A few weeks into the third year, the woman suddenly dies. Needless to say, the first week is pretty bad, the second week is worse, the third week it's nearly unbearable, the fourth week things are bad beyond words. The fifth week it is just awful. In fact it's getting so bad that on the sixth week.... They bury her. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 140 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Nancy is in bed with her lover, Bill, who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is Nancy's house, she picks up the receiver. Bill looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of a quite cheery conversation... "Hello?" says Nancy. "Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye, bye." As she hangs up the telephone, Bill asks, "Who was that?" "Oh," Nancy smiles, "that was just my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 110 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears? A: Dinner at Hooters. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 194 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Our three past and our current presidents found themselves following the famous Yellow Brick Road, on their way to meet The Wizard. They were all missing just a little something and figured The Wizard could help them. They meet The Wizard and he asks each in turn what they need. "Well", Jimmy Carter says, "I could use some courage." "No problem," says The Wizard, and Carter gets his courage, no questions asked. "What about you, Mr. Reagan?", The Wizard asks. "If I only had a brain," Mr. Reagan replies, and voila, Mr. Reagan has his brain. George Bush is next. "People tell me I could use a heart," he pleads, and The Wizard grants Mr. Bush his wish. "Tell me, Mr. Clinton, what do you most want?", asks The Wizard. Mr. Clinton doesn't hesitate. "Is Dorothy around?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 96 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.