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President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval
Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.
"What is it?" yells the President.
"It's this abortion bill, Mr. President. What do you
want to do about it?" the aide asks.
"Just go ahead and pay it." responds the President.


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pushing pushing not going..sucking pushing going..
Q: what is that?
A: needle and thread.


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John takes his father to the doctor.
The doctor gives them the bad news
that the father is dying of cancer.
The father tells John that he has had
a good long life and wants to stop
at the bar on the way home to celebrate it.
While at the bar, the father sees
several of his friends. He tells them
that he is dying of AIDS.When the
friends leave John asks, "Dad, you are
dying of cancer. Why did you tell
them that you are dying of AIDS?"
The father replies, "I don't want
them fucking your mother after I'm gone!"


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Q: What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.


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