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A gay guy walks into the doctors office.
He takes off his clothes for examination.
When he takes his clothes off the doctor
sees a Nicoderm patch at the end of his
penis. The doctor says... "Hmmm, that's
interesting...Does it work?" The man answers.
"Sure does... I haven't had a butt in 3 weeks!"


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A knockout young lady decided she
wanted to get rich quick. So she
proceeded to find herself a rich
73 year old man, planning to screw
him to death on their wedding night.
The courtship and wedding went off
without any problem, in spite of
the half- century age difference.
On the first night of her honeymoon,
she got undressed, and waited for
him to come out of the bathroom to
come to bed. When he emerged,
however, he had nothing on except
a rubber to cover his 12 inch
erection, and he was carrying ear
plugs and a pair of nose plugs.
Fearing her plan had gone amiss,
she asked, "What are those for?"
The old man replied, "There are
just two things I can't stand:
the sound of a woman screaming...
and the smell of burning rubber!"


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A nerdy accountant is sent to jail
for embezzlement and they put him in
a cell with a huge evil looking guy.
The big guy says, "I want to have
some sex. You wanna be the husband
or the wife?" The accountant replies,
"Well, if I have to be one or the
other, I guess I'd rather be the
husband." The big guy says, "Okay.
Now get over here and suck your
wife's dick."


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Three women were sitting around
throwing back a few drinks and
talking about their sex lives.
Karen said, "I call my husband
the dentist because nobody can
drill like he does." Joanne
giggled and confessed, "I call
my husband the miner because
of his incredible shaft."
Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey
until Joanne finally asked,
"Well, what do you call your
boyfriend?" Kathy frowned and
said, "The postman." "Why the
postman?" asked Joanne.
"Because, he always delivers
late and half the time it's
in the wrong box."


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