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Q: What is a 6.9?
A: A 69 interupted by a period



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Q: What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two-minute ride!


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Sherlock Holmes and Watson were walking through a park,
when they passed three women, eating bananas.
"Good evening, ladies," said Sherlock. After they passed,
Watson asked if he knew those women.
"No, Watson, I didn't know that nun, prostitute,or bride."
Baffled, Watson asks how he knew their identities.
"Elementary, my dear Watson. The nun was eating the banana
by breaking it into small pieces. The prostitute was
shoving the banana into her mouth. And the bride was
holding the banana with one hand and forcing her head
down with the other."


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Q: Why was Christina Aquilera surprised when she looked at her driver's license?
A: She had an 'F' in sex.



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