A new employee joins the Company, and is required to have a password setup for his computer. The boss directed a secretary to setup the password for him. The secretary asks the man for the password. The man, attempting to embrass the secretary in order to show superiority, said, "Penis." Blushed, the secretary inputted the password Penis, and re-typed it again. Then she hit enter. The whole office heard the secretary bursting out of laughters as a reaction from the computer's screen: "Password rejected. Reason: Too short" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 743 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 749 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy? A: Bubblegum (what were you thinking?) Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 737 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q : What's 72? A : 69 with 3 people watching ! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 765 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.