Little Danny came running into the house and asked: "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "Of course not." Little Danny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends: "It's okay, we can play that game again!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 737 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies: ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.'' The son then asks his father: ''What's the 6-pack for?'' The father replies: ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.” Then the son asks his father: “what the 12-pack is for?” The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....'' Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 15 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q. Why does a man's penis have a hole in it? A. So he can get oxygen to his brain. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 529 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q. Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning? A. She wants to be the first lady Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 785 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.