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Little Danny came running into the house and asked:
"Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "Of course not."
Little Danny then ran back outside and his
mom heard him yell to his friends:
"It's okay, we can play that game again!"



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A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle.
The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father
replies: ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2
for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.''
The son then asks his father: ''What's the 6-pack for?''
The father replies: ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday
night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.”
Then the son asks his father: “what the 12-pack is for?”
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one
for February, one for March, one for.....''



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Q. Why does a man's penis have a hole in it?
A. So he can get oxygen to his brain.



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Q. Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?
A. She wants to be the first lady



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