A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks: "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies: "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe." Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says: "I thought Barbie comes with Ken." "No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 11 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink. They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 756 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open, so she courteously said, "Oh sir, did you know that your barracks door was open." He did not understand her remark, but later on saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention." The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why, no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 672 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man walks into a hotel bar and bumps into a very attractive woman. "Sorry, he says to her If your heart is as soft as your breast I know you will forgive me!" The woman replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow my room is 211." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 852 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.