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Jack left for a two-day business trip
to Chicago. He was only a few blocks
away from his house when he realized
he'd left his plane ticket on top of
his dresser. He turned around and headed
back to the house. He quietly entered
the door, walked into the kitchen.
He saw his wife washing the breakfast
dishes, wearing her skimpiest negligee.
She looked so good that he tiptoed up
behind her, reached out, and squeezed
her left tit.
"Leave only one quart of milk," she said.
"Jack won't be here for breakfast tomorrow."



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A man and a woman had been married some
time when the woman began to question
her husband.
"I know you've been with a lot of woman before.
How many were there?"
The husband replied, "Look, I don't want
to upset you, there were many. Let's just
leave it alone."
The wife continued to beg and plead.
Finally, the husband gave in.
"Let's see," he said "There was one, two,
three, four, five, six, you, eight, nine..."



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Mr. Dane, the biology professor,
at a posh suburban girl's school,
asked during class, "Miss Jones,
would you name the organ in th
human body, which under the
appropriate conditions, expands
to six times it's normal size,
and define the conditions."
Miss Jones gasped, then said snottily,
"Mr. Dane, I don't think that is
a proper question. I assure you
that my parents will hear of this."
With that, she sat down red-faced.
Unperturbed, Mr. Dane called on
Miss Barnes, and asked the same question.
Miss Barnes, with complete composure replied,
"The pupil of the eye, in dim light."
"Correct," said Mr. Dane.
"Now, Miss Jones, I have three
things to say to you: one, you have
not studied your lessons. Two,
you have a dirty mind. And three,
you will someday be faced with a
dreadful disappointment."



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Q: What am I?
A: I am a common object enjoyed
by both sexes, normally about 8
inches long, with little hairs
on one end, and a hole on the other.
For most of the day I am laying down,
but I am ready for instant action.
When in use, I move back and forth
and in 'n' out a warm, moist hole.
When the work is finally done, a
white, slushy, sticky mush is left
behind, and I return to my original
position. Cleaning is usually done
after I am. What am I? Why, I am
your very own...Toothbrush! What
were you thinking, you pervert?



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