Two flies walk into a bar and order drinks and start talking. The first fly says how was your travel down here? The second fly answers "it was cold I rode in a bikers mustache. How was yours? The first fly answers I was warm I rode in a biker chicks' pussy. You ought to do it next year. So a year passes and the same two flies met in the same bar, and the first fly says did you do it? And the second fly answers yes but some how I still showed up in a biker's mustache. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 11 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A husband asks his wife, "you want to try a different position tonight?" The wife replies, "That's a good idea. Why don't you stand at the sink and do the dishes and I'll sit on the sofa and fart." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 48 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. The elderly woman was at the gynecologist's office for her checkup appointment. The doctor was having a hard time getting his "gooseneck" lamp to stay in one place so that he could see well. Finally he told the nurse, "Well, that thing's just worn out!" The old lady sat up and said, "Well, I can't help it. I'm OLD! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 19 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. An old maid was held up in a dark alley. She explained she had no money, but the robber insisted that it must be in her bra and started feeling around. "I told you I haven't got any money," the spinster said, "but if you keep doing that, I'll write you a check." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 10 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.