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Two flies walk into a bar and order drinks and start talking.
The first fly says how was your travel down here?
The second fly answers "it was cold I rode in a
bikers mustache. How was yours?
The first fly answers I was warm I rode in a biker chicks' pussy.
You ought to do it next year.
So a year passes and the same two flies met in the same bar,
and the first fly says did you do it? And the second
fly answers yes but some how I still showed up in a biker's mustache.




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A husband asks his wife, "you want to try a different
position tonight?"
The wife replies, "That's a good idea. Why don't you stand
at the sink and do the dishes and I'll sit on the sofa and
fart."



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The elderly woman was at the gynecologist's
office for her checkup appointment. The doctor
was having a hard time getting his "gooseneck"
lamp to stay in one place so that he could see
well. Finally he told the nurse, "Well, that
thing's just worn out!" The old lady sat up
and said, "Well, I can't help it. I'm OLD!


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An old maid was held up in a dark alley.
She explained she had no money, but the
robber insisted that it must be in her
bra and started feeling around. "I told
you I haven't got any money," the
spinster said, "but if you keep doing
that, I'll write you a check."


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