One night a man was getting very drunk in a pub. He staggered to the toilets at the back of the pub to take a piss, whipping his prick out as he went in the door. However, he had wandered into the ladies room by mistake, surprising a woman who was on her way out of the toilet. "This is for ladies!" she screamed. The drunk waved his dick at her and said "So is this!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 15 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A woman walked into an accountant's office and told him that she needed to file her taxes. The accountant said, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He got her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asked, "What is your occupation?" The woman replied, "I'm a whore." The accountant balked and said, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman said, "OK, I'm a prostitute." "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman stated, "I'm a chicken farmer." The accountant asked, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?" "Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 17 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. The other day I was having an asthma attack when I received an obscene phone call. He intoned in a low, husky voice various sexual deviancies but as my gasps from my asthma attack got harsher he paused and asked, "Wait, did I call you or did you call me?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 15 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What is the difference between men and women... A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 14 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.