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Q: What do men and pantyhose have in
common?
A: They either cling, run or don't fit right
in the crotch!


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Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front
of him - Then tell him to pick only one.


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Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.


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Q: Why do men name their penises?
A: Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of
their decisions.


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